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风趣滑稽的英语搞笑段子,助你变身幽默达人

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The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The Pilgrimage to the West) If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is. Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply. One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money

The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up

Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The Pilgrimage to the West)

If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.

Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.

One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.

Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?

学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

I lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.

If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement。

你是否注意到,这年头,自从有了数码摄录机,就再也没人象以前那样老是说不明飞行物的事情了。

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火,而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火柴,真纳闷。

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

如果女人能做到以秃顶和啤酒肚在大街上晃还觉得自己倍儿性感——此时估计男女能平等。

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

我发现,我滴脚丫被一小片儿海藻擦过时,我滴那个惨叫声——和我被大白鲨吓坏时的惨叫声是一样滴。

I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

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